Hi, I am 40

James finished late yesterday so I decided to shock my body with some sun whilst I was waiting. So I went to the sunbeds.

Me: One sunbed please
Girl: Ok. I just have to ask to make sure, you are over 18 aren’t you?
Me: Oh yes that was a few years ago!
Girl: 40 then?
Me: 40!!? No I am 25!!
Girl: It’s 40:- please… For the sunbed.

Oh.